Absurd Spices

Fun and frustration from a gimp with an axe to grind. After all, absurdity is the spice of life. There will also be Punch and Pie

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Ludicrous. Simply Ludicrous.

Again, I stand before you completely unsurprised by the treasonous New York Slimes. It seems “The Paper of Record” and birdcage lining is again showing its true colors. Now, it’s not like they are lying, just being selective with the facts. In a recent article in the Slimes, covering Pelosi’s warning to President Bush that vetoing the Surrender Bill ( which is what the Democrat party in Congress has turned the latest troop funding bill into) would send the wrong message to the Iraqi leadership, we see this in action. Within the article, the Slimes plays fast and loose with the truth. The gist is that he better not slaughter her sacred cow, or else. Or else what? Exactly.

But, it is not the ludicrous nature of the warning that gets to me. Though, that is rather amazing that a wanker Congress creature would deign to tell the President of the United States (Commander-in-Chief for the folks just joining our fine Republic, or Reality for that matter) how to prosecute a war. Even more audacious is this Botox-riddled idiot’s warning against the Big Man using his Constitutionally granted powers. But, as we’ve seen… the Left has little use for the Constitution unless it covers their asses after their many foibles return to haunt them. I doubt most have even read it. And, given the average intelligence of a Leftard, the big words probably scared them away from serious study and understanding.

The Leftards could benefit from Mrs. Du Toit’s Plain-Language Constitution Project.

As to the Illustration of the Leftie bias and the Propping up of the Dhimmicrats, read the linked article. The article states that the US General, now overseeing operations in Baghdad (General Petraeus), has stated that the war is not winnable via military action. Ladies and Genteleman, welcome to the lie of omission. The General has indeed stated that the war cannot be won by military action ALONE. And it is that alone that speaks volumes about the bias from the New York Slimes. For Petraeus’ actual comments, you can check out this article.

By the way, does anyone else find it beyond hilarious that Pelosi is warning the President about vetoing? I just get the image in my head of Silly Putty Face in an alley holding a Swiss army knife loosely and shakily while warning a much larger and stronger individual to leave her alone or else. And, just in case you were wondering, the threat is just like every Castrati Democrat threat. Empty and without backing. Maybe they can pass a non-binding resolution on it? Idiots.

Jesse W.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Well, I'll Be

I suppose I might as well chime in. It's been all over the blogosphere. So, I'm gonna throw in my $.04 (Adjusted for inflation stemming from a Democrat controlled Congress.) Are you ready? Here goes...


Wow. Ann Coulter said something off-color and insulting. Knock me over with a feather. I mean, this is so unlike Ann. She never says anything shocking. The LEFT just loves her and wishes her nothing but the best. And, as I type this, winged apes are flying directly from their nests located deep in my colon.

When the hell did we stop being the Right? You know... the party of personal responsibility, anti-PC, anti-big government, anti-wadded thong man panties. That was us. Conservatism, they hardly knew ye. At least those that are squaking like Moonbat KOSsack DUmmies. The rest of us are intact.

Ann dropped the F-Bomb. Well, not That F-Bomb. If she'd dropped that one, the Marcotte-buggering goat-lovers would have been hooting and hollering and slapping Ann on the back like an audience member at the Apollo. She used the British word for cigarette. To describe John Edwards.

Come to think of it... I really am appalled. I've known a lot of Faggots in my time. I've found them to be pleasant. They have been good friends. They've been consistent and honest and open, regardless of whether it loses them friends and support. And they always speak their minds. So.. Ann... Stop bagging on Faggots by calling John Edwards on. That's just really insulting to the rump rangers.

And speaking of Edwards and Marcotte, do you think she's gonna hate him now that he "says" faith is an important part of his life? Worthless godbag.

So, in short... everyone that was offended by what Ann said... Grow the fuck up. Read the First Amendment. Get an adult to explain the words to you. Then have them explain the meaning of a joke, of satire and fair play. After all, where are the calls of shame on those wishing that Cheney had been killed? Get over yourselves and start recognizing dangerous speech. As opposed to just tasteless, tacky, and fucking hilarious speech.


-Jesse W.

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Friday, March 02, 2007

I Mean It This Time!

Hello all you loyal reader...

I have made the determination to start blogging again regularly, but I'd like to hear what you'd like to hear me spout of on. I know I haven't posted regularly... um... ever, but I'd like to change that and share my writing. Also, as there are some of you that still drop by, I'd certainly like to hear your thoughts.

Also, If you come across any interesting news articles, essays, blog posts... send a link my way to me email address. I will make sure that I keep consistent with the posting and appreciate, in advance, the help.

jwcanfield79@gmail.com will get your input straight to my mailbox.

And for those of you that do still stop by from time to time... Thanks!

-Jesse W.

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