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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Penis, Vagina or ?

Yay! The nutjobs are at it again here in the epicenter of what used to be a rather solid Red State. I am speaking of a recent dust-up making local news in my beloved City and State. As those who have read here know, I live in Phoenix proper in the arid, dusty and just barely still Conservative state of Arizona. But the Leftards are encroaching. ASU seems to be spilling over its borders and daring to sully the decent people who don't take truck with any of those Liberal Arts College types.

The thing of which I speak began in November. Here in Phoenix, we have a nightclub run by a man named Tom Anderson. Tom, much like the eponymous character voiced by Mike Judge, is also dealing with a pack of buttheads. Anderson's 5th Estate, which tends to attract the college age slacker and sometimes deviant types, is under fire. I suppose the clientèle can't be helped, given the club atmosphere. Personally, I rather relish that he is parting these vapid hollow shells from their Parentally bestowed cash. But, it is under fire from the Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transsexual lobby. That's right! The GLBT Lobby. Now, it may just be me, but any group that sounds like a Blue Plate special in a Jersey Diner should never be taken seriously. Yet, Arizona's leftist, Napolitano boot-licking AG, Terry Goddard has listeedn to this group of selfish hedonist and confused boygirls, and is now trying to burn Mr. Anderson at the stake.

Here's the scene. November, 2006. A normal night at the club. Men trying to score the hotties with lame pickup lines, metrosexual flair and entire cans of Tag Bodyspray. Women getting free drinks from dudes that wanna hit that, hanging with their cockblocking gaggle of hens and going to the bathroom in groups with numbers to rival the split personalities of an average Ron Paul supporter. As this herd of hootchies congregate in the Ladies Room, an odd thing is observed. Suzy with the cute miniskirt, the black sling-back heels, and the Adam's apple is standing to pee. Naturally, the women (the real ones, not those in sick mind only) are put off by this display, generally only scene performed by very limber and vulgar women. So these concerned sisters of the Double-X Chromosomes report the rather startling scene to the manager. Of course, the management was obliged to toss that cross-dressing deviant out on he/she/its ass. Not because of this alone, but because of the staunch, bend-to-my-will-or-i'll-throw-a-swishy-fit attitude. This coupled with an outright refusal to use the restroom that best matched the plumbing, rather than the mind and couture, of the apparently aggrieved.

As you have probably already guessed by now, with how very understanding of the wishes of every other GOD DAMNED PERSON IN THE PLACE!!!, the desire not to make the women (the real ones, not those in sick mind only) feel uncomfortable and unsafe... and realizing that the owner had the right to run his business whichever way he FUCKING PLEASED, the issue was put to bed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. These are Libtards we are talking about. The individual got the Fudge-Packing/Rug-lMunching/Indecisive/He/She/It aAlliance together to slander an honest business man. One who made that oh-so-crazy decision to put the needs and desires of pretty much 99.9% of his customers above the bullshit mental gymnastics of the low spark of high-heeled boys. These imaginarily aggrieved have since filed a complaint with Liberal Attorney General, and many failed Gubernatorial candidate, Terry Goddard. And, they are howling for blood of, and seeking punishment for, Mr. Anderson due to his insensitive refusal to pander to .1% of clientèle.

This effects not only AZ, but other states as well. Make no mistake about it. Have no illusions about it. The trial lawyers are sharpening their fangs, just itching to pounce on this in the name of Almighty Legal Precedent. So, if I have any readers: EMAIL THE AG NOW. Spread the word. Email your network in the VRWC and flood this opportunist with so much of an outcry that he has to drop this ridiculous pursuit and let justice prevail.

The AZ AG's office can be reached on the web at:
Website: http://www.azag.gov/
Phone: 602.542.5025 in-state or 1-800.352.8431 (toll free) out-of-state
Email: civilrightsinfo@azag.gov

For more of the story, see the article at Phoenix's KFYI website:
http://www.kfyi.com/pages/local_news.html?feed=118695&article=2480476

I suppose, in the end, we'll have to start marking the doors with, not Male or Female, but with Penis, Vagina or ?

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3 Comments:

At 8/08/2007 6:17 PM, Anonymous JayEm said...

Yup--pretty jacked up. I don't think this will fly though--our blue-shifting state hasn't sunk that far yet.

 
At 8/08/2007 7:40 PM, Blogger DesertElephant said...

Jay, hopefully not. But with the way Goddard seems to be angling for another Gubernatorial run, he may use this in his bid. Thankfully, with the abysmal performance of J-No, I doubt he'll win.

If charges are pressed, I'm seriously contemplating a day off from work to picket. Eventually, someone has to say, "Fuck Sand!", and draw the line in the concrete. These people need to start hearing NO a hell of a lot more often.

 
At 8/09/2007 4:34 AM, Anonymous shimauma said...

//These people need to start hearing NO a hell of a lot more often. //

Well stated, they were handed the limelight over the last decade or so for no reason other than to obsess about how they use their privates. Disgusting the things libtards will make a priority these days. If a man were to win a governship over something THIS retarded, I'd say start looking up, because the days of Noah are upon us.

 

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